LOLX ^^

男女朋友睡一个房间，女的划了条线：过线
的是禽兽。醒来发现男的真的没过线 ，女的狠狠打了男的一耳光：你连禽兽都不如！

黑猩猩不小心踩到了长臂猿拉的大便，长臂猿温柔细心地帮其擦洗干净后它们相爱了，别人问起它们是怎么走到一起的？黑猩猩感慨地说：猿粪！都是猿粪啊！

一间精神病医院中，某个病患在写信，护士看到了就很好奇的问他。 护士：你要写给谁啊？ 病人：写给我自己啊！ 护士：那你都写些什么啊？ 病人：你神精病啊！我还没收到怎么知道？？

iM really sad =(

1) My mum.....>=( i dun know wats her problem la!!!! but i can say nex time any sceret or normal things i also wont tell her!!! her mouth very big rite?! den i wont tell lo!!! i tell her the sceret ...one day the whole family will know!!!! I wont trust her any more!!! forever and ever!!!!!

 2) Bout my grand mother ...=(( erm.....she got cancel..... ='( woo....hmmm.....i hope she get well soon n god bless her~ And Love ya  =)